the reporter (elysia)

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:08 amPermalink

The two-way diary allowed Drogros to talk to Elysia while she was stationed at Hogwarts. Still at the Three Broomsticks and under no obligation to leave any time soon, he merely wrote back and forth to her:

Just finished my first pint, so things there should be kicking off. What have you observed so far?

@Elysia Mort

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:10 amPermalink

Everything happened quickly. The faculty is scared shitless! Funniest shit ever! Lots of hormones going around. Books are being burnt. Food is being thrown. How long is this going to last?

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:17 amPermalink

I don't know, really. Haven't thought of that. Anyone been killed yet?

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:19 amPermalink

No. No deaths. Haven't seen any blood either. Lots of scared first years. It's funny actually.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:34 amPermalink

That's a shame. I thought at least one might snuff it. Not really my intention though, as you know. What we're trying to do here is to cause some major disruption to these teenagers' lives. They could well be suffering from the fall out for a good while. It's very interesting to see what humans do when they are clipped of their morality. I expect a lot of low moods, maybe their school work will suffer. Belphegor will be delighted, as much as he can express delight.

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:49 amPermalink

What was the purpose of the thorn anyway? Maybe we could plant some at the Ministry.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:54 pmPermalink

You haven't figured that out then already? Well, why don't you come to your own conclusion on it. I'm. Not. Telling.

The ink drifted away and then was replaced with:

You can plant it wherever you like, my dear.

@Elysia Mort

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:01 pmPermalink

I know it's to make them sin and stuff, but what's the ulterior motive here?

Cool. I'll break into Old Man Jetson's office then.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:03 pmPermalink

If I told you, you would die.

The ink sank away, and then:

Just kidding. Hahahaha.

Again it sank, and:

Harrison Jetson, the auror? Hmm. I wonder what a lack of morality would do to a dark wizard catcher.

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:05 pmPermalink

Yeah I want to know too. I heard he had a crazy life in his 20s when he pretended to be a Muggle. The idea of him coming to work snorting coke is funny.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:14 pmPermalink

Might inspire you to try it yourself some time, eh?

Fancy having a really big curry with me after all this?

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:18 pmPermalink

That'd be great if I wasn't locked in. We'll see if I can find an escape hatch.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:29 pmPermalink

Ahhh you think too small. I've got it covered. Just stay there and do some more people watching for me. Anything particularly interesting?

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:31 pmPermalink

I'm walking around the castle. Pretty sure I heard some noises from a closet."

She paused letting it sink away before adding another thought.

Nobody has noticed I'm here.

@Drogros

by **Drogros** Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:06 pmPermalink

Oh no, they won't notice you unless you want them to. Little party trick.

The ink faded.

What else?

by **Elysia Mort** Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:17 pmPermalink

It appears Hermione just stunned her own godson. How matronly.

@Drogros